New York Republican Congressman Christopher Lee has become the latest conservative to resign because of a scandal. This time, the married representative was flirting with a woman on Craigslist, claiming to be a divorced lobbyist without bothering to come up with an alias or use an email address that wasn’t connected to his official Facebook page.

From the Montreal Gazette:
Sean “Diddy” Combs is reportedly being sued
for $1 trillion by a Los Angeles woman who claims he is responsible for the Sept. 11 terror attacks.
Unlike the good folks at the FAILblog, who are frequently duped in to publishing onion-esque articles on their front page, I made sure to check to make sure this was a legitimate article before posting.
“Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, accidentally glued his eye shut Tuesday morning”
News of this happening to someone in the world seems to pop up at least once every few years. The last time I recall was this, as Bill Maher reported:
“An elderly woman in Pheonix was reaching for her cataract medicine and, yes, she Super glued her eye shut. And after seeing what happened, her husband of many years, took the Super Glue and moved it next to the toothpaste.”
This particular incident is only slightly political because the guy who did it happens to have bought his way in to a royal family, sorta. But it brings up all sorts of person memories for me, like when my friend mistook aerosol glue for aerosol deodorant and when I mistook aquarium glue for lotion in the dark.
“…criminalizing marijuana, criminalizing the possesion of a few ounces of pot, and that kind of thing, I mean it’s just, it’s costing us a fortune and it’s ruining young people. You people go in to prisons, they go in as youths, and they come out as hardened criminals, and that’s not a good thing.” -Pat Robertson
While the above quote had to be salvaged from repeated words and verbalized pauses, I was shocked, SHOCKED, to hear Evangelist Pat Robertson speaking reasonably about drug policy… or anything, for that matter.
Reason.tv’s Meredith Bragg and Nick Gillespie created “A Joe Biden (War on) Christmas,” a Peanuts/Biden Christmas video mashup that is sure to become a holiday classic.









Hillary Clinton trips while boarding a plane.
DEA agent shoots himself in the foot during demonstration.
Pat Robertson: LEGALIZE POT?!?!?!?!?!?
Reason.tv gives Joe Biden a Christmas Special
Good example fail
Proof of efficacy fail
Nepotism fail
I'm thinking the bigger fail here is not on the part of the police...
Politically-correct connect-the-dots fail
"City targeting fake fortunetellers"
Respect life... or something!
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