Arnold Schwarzenegger to congress: FAIL

Perhaps he was infusing “dry work of government with a dash of man-
ly brio,” as New York Times speculated, but Arnold calls it a “wild coincid-
ence.” (If you include the first letter in the first line, it reads, “I F*** You,” which is
a complete sentence, it’s also an interesting invitation. Who could turn down
such an offer? If this happened to me, I’d tell
everyone!

Does this mean that the Governator made a FAIL? Or did he do it on purpose?
Octopus
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Dead body discovered at graveyard!? FAIL!

Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn’t dying fast enough. » Great Police Work There.

Loud city workers could harm her unborn child!

Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn’t dying fast enough. » At Least Someone Is Thinking Of The Children.

Perhaps there’s such a thing as doing a job TOO well.

Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn’t dying fast enough. » Ninja Tank Vanish!.

Did she check?

Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn’t dying fast enough. » 38 Transvestites Can’t Be Wrong.

Good advice?

Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn’t dying fast enough. » Tonight Even The DD Drinks.

Is anything legal these days?

Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn’t dying fast enough. » Sorry Sir, You’re Too Drunk To Drink.

He Probably Should Have Left Out Those Details!

Why would Obama write these books if they were “potentially detrimental to national security?”

She’ll have to find a different way to say that she loves “TOFU!”

Banned License Plate

Colorado has banned this license plate.

Former President Bush Gets a(nother) Sitcom!

Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn’t dying fast enough. » TV Guide, You Sneaky Bastard.

Police For Anarchy?

anarchy cop, new york on Flickr – Photo Sharing!.

How many FAILs can you count in this picture?

From the photographer:

this shot was taken at the protest against the republican national convention in new york a few years ago. the atmosphere was great – even the police were talking nicely to people! (mostly). i saw a glimpse of this anarchy tattoo under this cops shirt and i asked if i could take a quick photo. he agreed on the condition that i didn’t show his face or badge. i guess he had an interesting path to becoming a police officer.