NYPD Cop Shoots Dead Man Brandishing Toy Gun

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There’s nothing like an automotive threesome to shake off the winter blues.

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Judge Willie Stroker

Willie Stroker

All rise.

To be fair, this guy probably isn’t a “real” judge or even a “real” politician, but it’s still a pretty unfortunate name.

This might have been a more appropriate name for another judge who was honored by FAILocracy. See why!

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Condomania has released the results of the areas with the largest penises in America. Above is a heat map of the largest penises by state. New Hampshire tops the list.

Among major US cities, Washington DC is home to some of the biggest dicks, coming second only to New Orleans. If Washington D.C. had been viewed as a state, would it have been the biggest? Apparently not! I called Adam Glickman at Condomania to ask about it, and he said that it still wouldn’t edge out New Hampshire! Is the Free State Project to credit?

Below are the top 20 major US cities from largest to smallest.

  1. New Orleans
  2. Washington DC
  3. San Diego
  4. New York City
  5. Phoenix
  6. Portland
  7. Atlanta
  8. San Francisco
  9. Chicago
  10. St. Louis
  11. Seattle
  12. Miami
  13. Indianapolis
  14. Columbus
  15. Boston
  16. Denver
  17. Los Angeles
  18. Detroit
  19. Philadelphia
  20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

Below are the largest states, from biggest to smallest.

  1. New Hampshire
  2. Oregon
  3. New York
  4. Indiana
  5. Arizona
  6. Hawaii
  7. Louisiana
  8. Massachusetts
  9. Alabama
  10. Washington
  11. New Mexico
  12. California
  13. Arkansas
  14. Nevada
  15. Virginia
  16. Tennessee
  17. Illinois
  18. Oklahoma
  19. South Dakota
  20. Georgia
  21. Pennsylvania
  22. Mississippi
  23. Michigan
  24. Florida
  25. Rhode Island
  26. Kansas
  27. Maryland
  28. Minnesota
  29. Vermont
  30. Connecticut
  31. Wisconsin
  32. New Jersey
  33. North Dakota
  34. Idaho
  35. Texas (Apparently not EVERYTHING is bigger there.)
  36. Missouri
  37. Montana
  38. Ohio
  39. Nebraska
  40. Colorado
  41. Maine
  42. North Carolina
  43. Delaware
  44. South Carolina
  45. Kentucky
  46. West Virginia
  47. Alaska
  48. Iowa
  49. Utah
  50. Wyoming
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