Separation of Church and State FAIL

This sign depicts the intersection of Church and State Streets about which the founding fathers warned us.

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4-20-2010 Monologue Jokes

“Tonight: Are the tea parties promoting racism, or is some black guy’s racism getting promoted instead?” -Stephen Colbert

“In celebration of 4/20, the volcano in Iceland is still smoking. And it just asked for Hot Pockets.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“The giant cloud of ash over Amsterdam is so bad that you can’t even see the giant cloud of hashish.” –Jay Leno

“President Obama and some prominent Democrats proposed a solution to the erupting volcano — they want to pour money into it.” –Jay Leno

“The volcano cloud is gritty ash and it’s making its way toward Russia. In fact, Sarah Palin can see it from her house.” –David Letterman

Michael Steele doesn’t play the race card (except when he does.)

RNC Chairman Michael Steele has long criticized liberals for playing the “race card,” so he wouldn’t resort to playing it, would he?

Why do we keep electing dead men to office?

Harry Carl Geary died suddenly a month before getting elected mayor of Tracy City, Tennessee.

Stonebraker died of a heart attack before getting re-elected mayor of Winfield, Missouri.

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Incest school?

This is at Pincecrest High School. From the school’s Wikipedia page, “It offers many classes not offered at other Moore County Schools…” I believe it!

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Do procrastinators dislike paying taxes?

Do people hate taxes?

I headed to the post office as they closed on tax day to ask procrastinating Americans how they feel about taxes.

$3,078 for an 8 foot LONG bike lane. (8 foot LONG, not wide.)

Cardiff Council claims the 2,000 pounds they spent on the new bike path will encourage green transportation.

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Police shot Tiny Tim?

Police shot disabled student, Kofi Adu-Brempong, in the head.

Bong Recreation Area

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Representative worries Guam will tip over with too many people on one side?

Georgia Representative Hank Johnson worries the island of Guam will Capsize.

Cops won’t return man’s penis?

Jason Hadlow’s garden sculpture is being held for ransom by police.
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“Balls forced to drop” compulsory sex ed…

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With nuclear weapons reduction, could the world be destroyed 1/3 fewer times?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVxco73rQs

Attention Blind Persons: Read this sign!

“Blind Persons Cross Here”

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