“Folks, you too, can visit the city of Santa Monica.”

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A claim of an affair with married South Carolina gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley is being made by fellow Political Blogger Will Folks. Well folks, Will Folks, will haha, will folks/well folks.
Will Folks is claiming that he, himself, had inappropriate physical contact with the politician. It’s not known whether or not the political blogger is telling the truth about having sex, but a piece of evidence to the contrary has recently surfaced: He is a political blogger.
We political bloggers don’t get out much. Except me. I could tell ya some stories, but I don’t like to kiss and tell.
Not wanting to be associated with the nerd, Nikki Haley has categorically denied that the affair ever happened. BURN!
That kind of rejection HURTS. I’m sorry Will, that’s got to be about as painful as that time my ex tried to convince me that
To try to lend credibility to his claim, Folks has released a series of text messages with people close to the campaign who allegedly knew about the affair.
Whether or not it’s true, it’s looking a bit like this is just a sick publicity stunt. Look Will, whether or not it happened, try not to brag about it, okay? Some things are meant to be kept private. They’re not meant for the hundreds of thousands of people who are flocking to your blog to find out about this. Hundreds of thousands of people.
I have a confession to make! I, Kevin Breen, from FAILocracy.com, have also had sex with a politician. It was… ummm.
I’ll even send a text message to prove it.
While we’re waiting to hear back from that, let me tell you that I’m not about to do a bunch of media interviews about this, okay. I’m not some publicity whore who’s just going to go around posting his contact information to get interviews, all right?
Oh, got a text back.
Ummm… okay, well, that doesn’t really prove anything, but I haven’t heard Ron Paul denying it either, so we’ll just leave it there for now. If you want to find out more about this, check out my blog, and tell your friends and neighbors and politicians to do the same.

This is sick: They ended the sentence with a preposition.

This is appalling. I would like to think we lived in a world where people in such positions wouldn’t end a sentence with a preposition!

FAILocracy Radio Episode 1

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I’m sure she stiffly refused to discuss it.

Episode 1 – Jeffrey Miron, Author of “Libertarianism from A to Z”

Rand Paul’s non-racism, 87 year old woman selling crack, Woman attacks Wendy’s staff with taser, Attorney General lied about Vietnam service, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is boycotting Honduras’ president, Two medical marijuana dispensaries firebombed, Dave Matthews takes private jets but wants you to walk, Rodent streaks by Obama during speech, Chicken costumes banned in Nevada polling places, George Washington’s library book returned over 200 years later, Senator Mark Souder cheats on his wife.

“Barack Obama upstaged by scurrying rodent”

The events at Obama’s recent financial reform speech has a lot of people squeaking, but not about financial reform as much as the small rodent who rudely scurried in front of him during the speech. “…a lot of people squeaking?” Did I just say that like it was some sort of cliche? Who writes this crap!? ME?! If I had any shame, I would be ashamed.

Saturday Salute to Mark Souder’s Adultery and Hypocrisy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1OXDmAefMg

I’m told my hair is finally too crazy! Another high-profile Republican has been caught having an affair. This time it’s congressman Mark Souder. I could not believe it when I heard about this story. I mean, male Republican congressman cheating is nothing new, but this time it was with a WOMAN. The Washington Post is being praised for it’s reporting of the congressman’s downfall in which it said that he had sex with a woman on his staff. But I’m not personally interested in the sexual position they chose. Wouldn’t ANY woman he’s having sex with be on his staff? Anyways, Salon reported that, the year he hired the mistress, he told a CDC officer that out-of-wedlock sex ruins lives. And you know what, Souder is not the kind of guy to go around making statements he can’t back up. 6 years later, he resigned in disgrace over his own out-of-wedlock sex. I’ve got to hand it to him, backing up your own controversial point by having sex with multiple women takes balls. A lot of balls. Balls big enough to merit a medical marijuana prescription in some states. Of course, he won’t be using medical marijuana because he’s campaigned against it. He’d have to be a hypocrite! He’s not a hypocrite, right? Right?

I’m wonder how the REAL prostitute felt about being blamed Merchant’s crime.

“Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38… SW, was incorrectly listed as being fined for prostitution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.”