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(As a personal note, I, the site’s founder, am a big fan of Penn & Teller’s, and I got this autograph from them after I saw their fantastic show in Las Vegas.

Politics or Pornography?  You be the judge. (He won, by the way)

Why should you support Mike Cox? See also this Mike Cox. Mike Cox has gotten really big lately since the gubernatorial race started.

What’s in a name?, originally uploaded by Lufitoom.

Re-elect Deb Hadcock, the presumably-transsexual candidate!

Fail-CopConcrete, originally uploaded by superoogie.

Yes.

JSLAB sent me a message requesting/demanding that I do something about Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s recent gaffe. A few hours later, I finished this campaign commercial, highlighting Brewer’s pause and warnings about beheadings in Arizona.

Until yesterday, I lived in Arizona, and I can personally say that I have not been beheaded once. Still, just to be safe, I’ll be going to Vegas tomorrow to meet up with my brother, and we’ll be driving to Michigan.

Isn’t it about time that I, Kevin R. Breen of FAILocracy did something, I don’t know, HEROIC? Yes. It is time.

Below is an image of the official election rules for Nettleton Middle School’s 2010 officer elections.

You can see more details about this in my write-up at When Falls the Coliseum.

I’ve heard of lots of incidents of people calling the police over fast food orders, but this is the first one I’ve seen where the person doing the calling actually was a cop. This happened right here in Arizona.