New York Republican Congressman Christopher Lee has become the latest conservative to resign because of a scandal. This time, the married representative was flirting with a woman on Craigslist, claiming to be a divorced lobbyist without bothering to come up with an alias or use an email address that wasn’t connected to his official Facebook page.

This photo was taken at CMU, a public university. I’d hate to get stuck on a Pictionary team with these guys.

“Police reject candidate for being too intelligent.”

“Welcome to all STDS & Parents for 2011″

And below is an accurate map:

Well, this is embarrassing…

From the Montreal Gazette:

Sean “Diddy” Combs is reportedly being sued

for $1 trillion by a Los Angeles woman who claims he is responsible for the Sept. 11 terror attacks.

A Poinciana Parkway man wanted to “file a missing persons report for his wife, who was staying with family and no longer wanted to speak to him. The man said she had to come home, because he didn’t know how to cook for himself.”

Our exciting new February header honors gaffe-prone Vice President Joe Biden. In preparation for the distinction, Biden made two crucial gaffes in a recent speech in Indiana, where he both confused the gender of Senator Beverly Gard and referred to the corporation hosting the event as “Enron.”