They wouldn’t hire you as a cop because you’re too intelligent . No, seriously…

“Police reject candidate for being too intelligent.”

DEA agent shoots himself in the foot during demonstration.

Fail-CopConcrete

Fail-CopConcrete, originally uploaded by superoogie.

Yes.

“Get some pork on your fork.”

Get some pork on your fork., originally uploaded by urbanbicyclist.

Oops.

“Folks, you too, can visit the city of Santa Monica.”

Police Officer Falls off New Toy

Note: These 3-wheeled abominations are not actually Segways.

And I’d like to use this video to–uhh, as a “lead-in-to-a-related-story” about police who crashed in to each other on Segways!

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61 year-old arrested for asking “Why?”

61 year-old Minnie Carey asked officer Brandy Dolson, “Why?” when she was asked to leave an otherwise empty sidewalk on which she was making funeral arrangements for a friend. The officer arrested her for it.

Fun Police Chase!

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Seems Unnecessary

NYPD Cop Shoots Dead Man Brandishing Toy Gun

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Looks Like Spring Has Sprung For These Cruisers

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There’s nothing like an automotive threesome to shake off the winter blues.

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Officer Uses His Position for Sex (And Admits to it.)

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