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		<title>They wouldn&#8217;t hire you as a cop because you&#8217;re too intelligent . No, seriously&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/toosmartforcops</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 11:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Police reject candidate for being too intelligent.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;Police reject candidate for being too intelligent.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>DEA agent shoots himself in the foot during demonstration.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 19:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Fail-CopConcrete</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/09/08/fail-copconcrete/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fail-CopConcrete, originally uploaded by superoogie. Yes.]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/23270008@N05/2229268062/">Fail-CopConcrete</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/23270008@N05/">superoogie</a>.</span></p>
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<p>Yes.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Get some pork on your fork.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/08/10/get-some-pork-on-your-fork/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 09:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get some pork on your fork., originally uploaded by urbanbicyclist. Oops.]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/urbanbicyclist/3396173481/">Get some pork on your fork.</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/urbanbicyclist/">urbanbicyclist</a>.</span></div>
<p>Oops.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Folks, you too, can visit the city of Santa Monica.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/05/28/folks-visit-city-santa-monica/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 21:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tough Cops, Tougher Old Man</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/05/11/tough-cops-tougher-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 08:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AP photo of an old man chasing police.]]></description>
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<p>AP photo of an old man chasing police.</p>
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		<title>Police Officer Falls off New Toy</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/04/21/police-officer-falls-toy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note: These 3-wheeled abominations are not actually Segways. And I&#8217;d like to use this video to&#8211;uhh, as a &#8220;lead-in-to-a-related-story&#8221; about police who crashed in to each other on Segways! Copy &#38; paste code below to post to your blog: Note: These 3-wheeled abominations are not actually Segways. And I&#8217;d like to use this video to&#8211;uhh, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Note: These 3-wheeled abominations are not actually Segways.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wjldrPLX7Pg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wjldrPLX7Pg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>And I&#8217;d like to use this video to&#8211;uhh, as a &#8220;lead-in-to-a-related-story&#8221; about <a href="http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2010/feb/23/collier-county-deputies-crash-segways-1-breaks-ank/">police who crashed in to each other on Segways</a>!</p>
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<p>Note: These 3-wheeled abominations are not actually Segways.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wjldrPLX7Pg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wjldrPLX7Pg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>And I&#8217;d like to use this video to&#8211;uhh, as a &#8220;lead-in-to-a-related-story&#8221; about <a href="http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2010/feb/23/collier-county-deputies-crash-segways-1-breaks-ank/">police who crashed in to each other on Segways</a>!</p>
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		<title>61 year-old arrested for asking &#8220;Why?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/04/20/61-yearold-arrested/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 21:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[61 year-old Minnie Carey asked officer Brandy Dolson, &#8220;Why?&#8221; when she was asked to leave an otherwise empty sidewalk on which she was making funeral arrangements for a friend. The officer arrested her for it.]]></description>
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<p>61 year-old Minnie Carey asked officer Brandy Dolson, &#8220;Why?&#8221; when she was asked to leave an otherwise empty sidewalk on which she was making funeral arrangements for a friend. The officer <a href="http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/woman-61-arrested-for-309285.html">arrested her for it</a>.</p>
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		<title>Fun Police Chase!</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/04/09/fun-police-chase/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Seems Unnecessary</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/03/30/unnecessary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 00:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NYPD Cop Shoots Dead Man Brandishing Toy Gun Copy &#38; paste code below to post to your blog: NYPD Cop Shoots Dead Man Brandishing Toy Gun More political FAILs at FAILocray.com ;]]></description>
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<p>NYPD Cop Shoots Dead Man Brandishing Toy Gun</p>
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