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Fail-CopConcrete

Fail-CopConcrete, originally uploaded by superoogie. Yes.

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Funny Jan Brewer “Pause” Parody Commercial

JSLAB sent me a message requesting/demanding that I do something about Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s recent gaffe. A few hours later, I finished this campaign commercial, highlighting Brewer’s pause and warnings about beheadings in Arizona. Until yesterday, I lived in Arizona, … Continue reading

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Prank calls to racist school!

Isn’t it about time that I, Kevin R. Breen of FAILocracy did something, I don’t know, HEROIC? Yes. It is time. Below is an image of the official election rules for Nettleton Middle School’s 2010 officer elections. You can see … Continue reading

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Campaign ad including actual quote, “I wish it weren’t, but it’s a free country,” from Mass. governor.

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Cop tries to arrest KFC employees over order!

I’ve heard of lots of incidents of people calling the police over fast food orders, but this is the first one I’ve seen where the person doing the calling actually was a cop. This happened right here in Arizona.

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Authorities pursue man running with scissors

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This is embarrassing…

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Another great argument in the gay marriage debate…

“The only GAY marriage is between a man and a woman.”

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Episode 9,842,583 of “Cops Parked Illegally.”

Parking FAIL, originally uploaded by Maulleigh. “Evidently, Westchester cops are unaware that parking in front of fire hydrants is against the law in the Bronx.”

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Another unfortunately-named politician.

Just wait for the NEXT sheriff.

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Anti-Bus ad on a Bus

Anti-Bus ad on a Bus, originally uploaded by FAILocracy. I designed this advertisement by request for an organization that was opposing an expansion of the public transit system in Grand Rapids Michigan (after discovering that it would be cheaper and … Continue reading

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ASSMAN for Senate!

I snapped this photo while driving by the other day. Rodney Glassman, Arizona candidate for US senate, has an unfortunate name. Even more unfortunate is the fact that his center-aligned campaign signs are easily-vandalized to appear left-aligned.

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Crashed Police Vehicles – WInsford

Crashed Police Vehicles – WInsford, originally uploaded by Shricthism. I believe we have found where they go to die.

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Soldiers doing—jumping jacks?

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I’d stay home sick those days.

LMS Anal Exams, originally uploaded by nosajeel99. LMS Anal Exams

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“A firm incentive”

A firm incentive, originally uploaded by bathroomgirl. This goes in the “unfortunately-named politicians” category.

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Sure, this excuse flies, but “My dog ate my homework,” doesn’t?

Also, while not technically a sentence, the headline ends with a preposition. A preposition is something you should never end a sentence with.

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Ride the S.L.U.T.

According to seatlepi.com: There’s a story going around South Lake Union, but a spokeswoman for Vulcan, Paul Allen’s development company, says it’s just an urban legend. That aside, the story that the neighborhood’s streetcar line now under construction was called … Continue reading

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Basil Marceaux.com’s primary results!!

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Palin’s hand said WHAT? Dick Cheney, Jimmy Hoffa, and Pheromones!

I have to cover a lot in this episode. First, Sarah Palin has been caught reading notes from her hand again. Second, is Dick Cheney dead? Third, Jimmy Hoffa’s body has been found! Last, a pheromone can make you irresistible. … Continue reading

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Cop cut out on patrol to watch “Bridget the Midget” at a strip club

From bostonherald.com: Hitting up a strip joint while on duty to catch “Bridget the Midget” do her act was a “stupid decision” that has cost a Stoughton crimefighter his job and reputation, the repentant cop told the Herald yesterday. That … Continue reading

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Top 16 Basil Marceaux moments!

This is a collection of clips from everyone’s favorite politician, Basil Marceaux (DotCom). He wants you to carry a gun. He wants you to sell grass. He wants you to have a nice day!

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Basil Marceaux is a gift to FAILocracy.

As of this writing, Basil MarceauxDotCom is polling apparently polling around 1%, for the gubernatorial election in Tennessee, which means he’s not beating the margin of error, but it also means that, when pollsters asked people who they were voting … Continue reading

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Your drinking water contains almost no deadly toxins!

This is the actual Drinking Water Quality Report City of St. George, Utah. “We’re pleased report that in 2009, except for arsenic, your tap water met all US Enviromental Protection Agency (EPA) and state drinking water health standards.”

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A55 (O)RGY

This is a real Florida license plate, as seen on Snopes.com.

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