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		<title>Romney: Mormon and I know it.</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2012/04/20/romney-mormon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 22:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Every infographic ever&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2012/04/20/infographic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 22:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Playing the Victim Fail</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/cookforhimself</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 06:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Poinciana Parkway man wanted to &#8220;file a missing persons report for his wife, who was staying with family and no longer wanted to speak to him. The man said she had to come home, because he didn&#8217;t know how to cook for himself.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Eat the children first&#8221; license plate revoked</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 10:26:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://friendlyatheist.com/2011/01/06/eat-the-children-first-plate-revoked/]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://friendlyatheist.com/2011/01/06/eat-the-children-first-plate-revoked/">http://friendlyatheist.com/2011/01/06/eat-the-children-first-plate-revoked/</a></p>
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		<title>Gabor&#8217;s prince mistakes glue for eye drops</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 19:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Zsa Zsa Gabor&#8217;s husband, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, accidentally glued his eye shut Tuesday morning&#8221; News of this happening to someone in the world seems to pop up at least once every few years. The last time I recall was this, as Bill Maher reported: &#8220;An elderly woman in Pheonix was reaching for her cataract [...]]]></description>
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<p>News of this happening to someone in the world seems to pop up at least once every few years. The last time I recall was this, as Bill Maher reported:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;An elderly woman in Pheonix was reaching for her cataract medicine and, yes, she Super glued her eye shut. And after seeing what happened, her husband of many years, took the Super Glue and moved it next to the toothpaste.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>This particular incident is only slightly political because the guy who did it happens to have <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Marie-Auguste_of_Anhalt#Adoptions">bought his way in to a royal family, sorta</a>. But it brings up all sorts of person memories for me, like when my friend mistook aerosol glue for aerosol deodorant and when I mistook aquarium glue for lotion in the dark.</p>
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		<title>Pat Robertson: LEGALIZE POT?!?!?!?!?!?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 02:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230;criminalizing marijuana, criminalizing the possesion of a few ounces of pot, and that kind of thing, I mean it&#8217;s just, it&#8217;s costing us a fortune and it&#8217;s ruining young people. You people go in to prisons, they go in as youths, and they come out as hardened criminals, and that&#8217;s not a good thing.&#8221; -Pat [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8230;criminalizing marijuana, criminalizing the possesion of a few ounces of pot, and that kind of thing, I mean it&#8217;s just, it&#8217;s costing us a fortune and it&#8217;s ruining young people. You people go in to prisons, they go in as youths, and they come out as hardened criminals, and that&#8217;s not a good thing.&#8221; -Pat Robertson</p></blockquote>
<p>While the above quote had to be salvaged from repeated words and verbalized pauses, I was shocked, SHOCKED, to hear Evangelist Pat Robertson speaking reasonably about drug policy&#8230; or anything, for that matter.</p>
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		<title>Reason.tv gives Joe Biden a Christmas Special</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/joebidenswaronchristmas</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 01:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reason.tv&#8217;s Meredith Bragg and Nick Gillespie created &#8220;A Joe Biden (War on) Christmas,&#8221; a Peanuts/Biden Christmas video mashup that is sure to become a holiday classic.]]></description>
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<p>Reason.tv&#8217;s Meredith Bragg and Nick Gillespie created &#8220;A Joe Biden (War on) Christmas,&#8221; a Peanuts/Biden Christmas video mashup that is sure to become a holiday classic.</p>
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		<title>Good example fail</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/12/23/good-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 15:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Czech Transport Minister banned from driving, found driving with phony plates.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Proof of efficacy fail</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/innocentman</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 02:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Case of innocent man freed after spending 18 years in prison proves Texas system works&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Nepotism fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 07:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
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