I spent so much time on these wonderful new FAILocracy merchandise designs that I had no time left to make an ad that doesn’t suck. (Sorry.) To my surprise, people have already started buying them! Yay! Buy them before they… run out… or something.

Christine O’Donnell anti-hairy palms
Alvin Greene-man Alvin Greene action figure shirts! (Great for Christmas gifts!)
Christine O’donnell witch campaign ad
Christine O’Donnell turned me in to a newt!
Sarah Palin for President 2012-2014

Politics or Pornography?  You be the judge. (He won, by the way)

Why should you support Mike Cox? See also this Mike Cox. Mike Cox has gotten really big lately since the gubernatorial race started.

What’s in a name?, originally uploaded by Lufitoom.

Re-elect Deb Hadcock, the presumably-transsexual candidate!

JSLAB sent me a message requesting/demanding that I do something about Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s recent gaffe. A few hours later, I finished this campaign commercial, highlighting Brewer’s pause and warnings about beheadings in Arizona.

Until yesterday, I lived in Arizona, and I can personally say that I have not been beheaded once. Still, just to be safe, I’ll be going to Vegas tomorrow to meet up with my brother, and we’ll be driving to Michigan.

Isn’t it about time that I, Kevin R. Breen of FAILocracy did something, I don’t know, HEROIC? Yes. It is time.

Below is an image of the official election rules for Nettleton Middle School’s 2010 officer elections.

You can see more details about this in my write-up at When Falls the Coliseum.

I’ve heard of lots of incidents of people calling the police over fast food orders, but this is the first one I’ve seen where the person doing the calling actually was a cop. This happened right here in Arizona.

Police Crash

“The only GAY marriage is between a man and a woman.”

Parking FAIL, originally uploaded by Maulleigh.

“Evidently, Westchester cops are unaware that parking in front of fire hydrants is against the law in the Bronx.”

Hazard for Sheriff

Just wait for the NEXT sheriff.

Anti-Bus ad on a Bus, originally uploaded by FAILocracy.

I designed this advertisement by request for an organization that was opposing an expansion of the public transit system in Grand Rapids Michigan (after discovering that it would be cheaper and more fuel-efficient to just give all the riders free cab rides).

The creators of the campaign wanted to put the ad on a billboard, but the billboard company rejected the ad as disparaging. But, when they submitted the ad to appear on the bus itself, free speech and fairness regulations forced them to accept it.