Obama elbowed in the face!

Obama needed 12 stitches after getting elbowed in the mouth during a basketball game. Turns out, it’s not just Republicans trying to bust his chops!

15 Funniest 2010 Election Moments!

From When Falls the Coliseum
By Kevin R. Breen

What do the 2010 election results mean for comedy? In the months before Bush left the White House, people asked comedians Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert if their jobs would be more difficult without such a gaffe-prone president. They usually said that it wouldn’t be much harder because there are always jokes to be made about issues. (In any case, the lack of material probably wouldn’t have been near the challenge for them that it would be for their writers.)

But their shows make elaborate jokes about issues. My show, FAILocracy (and YouTube in general,) is more about pointing and laughing at presidents who accidentally say “sex” during speeches. So, in the name of comedy, FAILocracy endorsed the following 15 candidates who we hoped would continue to provide us with hilarious gaffes after the election. Beneath the video is a run-down of the results.

The “Gun Mechanics Competency” award was given to Democratic Congressman Lincoln Davis.
Election outcome: WINNER

The “Best Attack Ad” was directed at Winnipeg Mayor Sam Katz, the lone non-American award winner, because “He kicks children in the face.”
Election outcome: WINNER

Jack Conway, who was given the “Most Paradoxical Question ” award for his campaign’s ad, which asked, “Why are there so many questions about Rand Paul?” did not win, but the inspiration for the question did, so that’s not all bad!
Election outcome: LOSER

John McCain won the prestigious “Maverick” award for his claim inNewsweek that he never considered himself a maverick.
Election outcome: WINNER

The “Harry Reid Bi-Partisanship” award was given to none other thanHarry Reid for excellence in accidentally voting against his own health care bill.
Election outcome: WINNER

The “Constitutional Expertise” award was given to Christine O’Donnell for excellence in complete ignorance about the Bill of Rights.
Election outcome: LOSER

The “Talking Good” award was given to incumbent Arizona governorJan Brewer for excellence in having did what was best since she be-ha-comed governor and… …. … … never mind.
Election outcome: WINNER

The “Geographic Apathy” award went to Idaho Congressional Candidate Vaughn Ward for excellence in not knowing (or caring) that Puerto Rico is not a foreign country.
Election outcome: LOSER

The “Most Appropriate use of Debate Time” award went to Providence Mayoral Candidate Chris Young for excellence in proposing to his girlfriend during a debate.
Election outcome: LOSER

The hotly-contested “Rand Paul STOMP” award went to Tim Profitt, who wasn’t a candidate, but he did support Rand Paul so we’ll consider his election outcome.
Election outcome: WINNER

The “Candidate Making Best Use of College Degree” award went toPhil Davison for his incredible audience/speaker enthusiasm gap.
Election outcome: LOSER

The “Worst Understanding of Physics” award was given to Democratic Representative Hank Johnson for worrying that Guam might capsize.
Election outcome: WINNER

The “Ultimate Warrior” award was given to Alvin Greene for being unemployed, living with his parents, being indicted on felony charges for showing pornography to a student, giving a reporter bunny ears during a live broadcast, and being the Ultimate Warrior.
Election outcome: LOSER

The “Worst Name for a Pro Wrestler” award went to Taliban Dan, the nickname given to Daniel Webster in his opponent‘s attack ad.
Election outcome: WINNER

Finally, the “All Around Best Candidate” award went to Basil MarceauxDotCom, the Tennessee gubernatorial candidate who didn’t make it past the primary.
Election outcome: LOSER

So, out of 15 gaffe-prone candidates, we have 8 won, and 7 lost, which is actually pretty good, considering the fact that almost all the awards were given for things that, in theory, should have hurt the candidate’s chances. It looks like we have until the 2012 election before we need to have any major concerns about political comedy. (And after that, it won‘t even matter because the world will end, right?)

Overly-passionate candidate, Phil Davison

New FAILocracy Merchandise!

I spent so much time on these wonderful new FAILocracy merchandise designs that I had no time left to make an ad that doesn’t suck. (Sorry.) To my surprise, people have already started buying them! Yay! Buy them before they… run out… or something.

Christine O’Donnell anti-hairy palms
Alvin Greene-man Alvin Greene action figure shirts! (Great for Christmas gifts!)
Christine O’donnell witch campaign ad
Christine O’Donnell turned me in to a newt!
Sarah Palin for President 2012-2014

Real cops end fake TV fight.

Is FAILocracy getting more mature?

Why should you support Mike Cox? See also this Mike Cox. Mike Cox has gotten really big lately since the gubernatorial race started.

“What’s in a name?”

What’s in a name?, originally uploaded by Lufitoom.

Re-elect Deb Hadcock, the presumably-transsexual candidate!

Funny Jan Brewer “Pause” Parody Commercial

JSLAB sent me a message requesting/demanding that I do something about Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s recent gaffe. A few hours later, I finished this campaign commercial, highlighting Brewer’s pause and warnings about beheadings in Arizona.

Until yesterday, I lived in Arizona, and I can personally say that I have not been beheaded once. Still, just to be safe, I’ll be going to Vegas tomorrow to meet up with my brother, and we’ll be driving to Michigan.