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		<title>Cop tries to arrest KFC employees over order!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve heard of lots of incidents of people calling the police over fast food orders, but this is the first one I&#8217;ve seen where the person doing the calling actually was a cop. This happened right here in Arizona.]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve heard of lots of incidents of people calling the police over fast food orders, but this is the first one I&#8217;ve seen where the person doing the calling actually was a cop. This happened right here in Arizona.</p>
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		<title>A few police reports.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn&#8217;t dying fast enough. » Gained Sentience. Look beyond the highlighting to note how concerned these people are that Dale is still a virgin.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://probablybadnews.com/2009/07/13/funny-news-headlines-gained-sentience/">Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn&#8217;t dying fast enough. » Gained Sentience</a>.</p>
<p>Look beyond the highlighting to note how concerned these people are that Dale is still a virgin.</p>
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