Condomania has released the results of the areas with the largest penises in America. Above is a heat map of the largest penises by state. New Hampshire tops the list.

Among major US cities, Washington DC is home to some of the biggest dicks, coming second only to New Orleans. If Washington D.C. had been viewed as a state, would it have been the biggest? Apparently not! I called Adam Glickman at Condomania to ask about it, and he said that it still wouldn’t edge out New Hampshire! Is the Free State Project to credit?

Below are the top 20 major US cities from largest to smallest.

1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

Below are the largest states, from biggest to smallest.

1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas (Apparently not EVERYTHING is bigger there.)
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming