If this were two years ago, I would have headlined this, “Britney Spears just can’t catch a break these days!” But ah, the moment has passed.

Police Crash

I believe we have found where they go to die.

AP photo of an old man chasing police.

61 year-old Minnie Carey asked officer Brandy Dolson, “Why?” when she was asked to leave an otherwise empty sidewalk on which she was making funeral arrangements for a friend. The officer arrested her for it.

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After the victim was taken to the hospital, the police were nice enough to pay him a visit and issue him a citation for jaywalking. FAIL!

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Police Department Fail.

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Police sleeping in car with picture of nude women. FAIL!

Police multiple fail.