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		<title>I&#8217;m thinking the bigger fail here is not on the part of the police&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/dudehidingunderwoman</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 09:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If this were two years ago, I would have headlined this, &#8220;Britney Spears just can&#8217;t catch a break these days!&#8221; But ah, the moment has passed.]]></description>
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		<title>Authorities pursue man running with scissors</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/runningwithscissors</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>This is embarrassing&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/08/30/embarrassing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Police Crash by Robin Kearney, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robinkearney/89644009/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/89644009_aefcef826d.jpg" alt="Police Crash" width="500" height="332" /></a></p>
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		<title>Crashed Police Vehicles &#8211; WInsford</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/08/16/crashed-police-vehicles-winsford/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 04:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crashed Police Vehicles &#8211; WInsford, originally uploaded by Shricthism. I believe we have found where they go to die.]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/shricthism/3053440490/">Crashed Police Vehicles &#8211; WInsford</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/shricthism/">Shricthism</a>.</span></div>
<p>I believe we have found where they go to die.</p>
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		<title>Tough Cops, Tougher Old Man</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/05/11/tough-cops-tougher-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 08:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AP photo of an old man chasing police.]]></description>
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<p>AP photo of an old man chasing police.</p>
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		<title>One Bad Squirrel</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/05/10/bad-squirrel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 08:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>61 year-old arrested for asking &#8220;Why?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/04/20/61-yearold-arrested/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 21:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[61 year-old Minnie Carey asked officer Brandy Dolson, &#8220;Why?&#8221; when she was asked to leave an otherwise empty sidewalk on which she was making funeral arrangements for a friend. The officer arrested her for it.]]></description>
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<p>61 year-old Minnie Carey asked officer Brandy Dolson, &#8220;Why?&#8221; when she was asked to leave an otherwise empty sidewalk on which she was making funeral arrangements for a friend. The officer <a href="http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/woman-61-arrested-for-309285.html">arrested her for it</a>.</p>
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		<title>Have you seen this man/woman/creature?</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2009/11/25/manwomancreature/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn&#8217;t dying fast enough. » So We’re Looking For A Jawa.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://probablybadnews.com/2009/07/01/funny-news-headlines-so-were-looking-for-a-jawa/">Probably Bad News: News fails, because journalism isn&#8217;t dying fast enough. » So We’re Looking For A Jawa</a>.</p>
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		<title>Poor Ad Placement. FAIL!</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2009/10/09/poor-ad-placement-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may notice this sort of thing on this very page.]]></description>
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<p>You may notice this sort of thing on this very page.</p>
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		<title>Police Hit a Guy in a Wheelchair, then Give him a Ticket</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2009/10/08/police-hit-guy-wheelchair-give-ticket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After the victim was taken to the hospital, the police were nice enough to pay him a visit and issue him a citation for jaywalking. FAIL!]]></description>
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<p>After the victim was taken to the hospital, the police were nice enough to pay him a visit and <a href="http://www.cvillenews.com/2009/06/17/mitchell-sues/">issue him a citation for jaywalking</a>. FAIL!</p>
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