At 4pm, a small, quiet 30th birthday barbecue was interrupted when the gazebo started “flapping wildly” to the sound of chopper blades, according to metro.co.uk. Riot police stormed Andrew Poole’s gathering, shutting it down, and forcing everyone to leave. After ruining the party, police will probably not reimburse Poole for the £800 he spent on the food and generator because “…the event had been advertised on the internet as an all-night party.”

FAIL!