Gabor’s prince mistakes glue for eye drops

“Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, accidentally glued his eye shut Tuesday morning”

News of this happening to someone in the world seems to pop up at least once every few years. The last time I recall was this, as Bill Maher reported:

“An elderly woman in Pheonix was reaching for her cataract medicine and, yes, she Super glued her eye shut. And after seeing what happened, her husband of many years, took the Super Glue and moved it next to the toothpaste.”

This particular incident is only slightly political because the guy who did it happens to have bought his way in to a royal family, sorta. But it brings up all sorts of person memories for me, like when my friend mistook aerosol glue for aerosol deodorant and when I mistook aquarium glue for lotion in the dark.

Palin “…stand with our NORTH Korean allies!”

Perhaps we should enlist the help of our Taliban allies to help support them! Palin’s refudiation to this clip coming soon!

Christine O’Donnell on the Constitution

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“What’s in a name?”

What’s in a name?, originally uploaded by Lufitoom.

Re-elect Deb Hadcock, the presumably-transsexual candidate!

Fail-CopConcrete

Fail-CopConcrete, originally uploaded by superoogie.

Yes.

Funny Jan Brewer “Pause” Parody Commercial

JSLAB sent me a message requesting/demanding that I do something about Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s recent gaffe. A few hours later, I finished this campaign commercial, highlighting Brewer’s pause and warnings about beheadings in Arizona.

Until yesterday, I lived in Arizona, and I can personally say that I have not been beheaded once. Still, just to be safe, I’ll be going to Vegas tomorrow to meet up with my brother, and we’ll be driving to Michigan.

Campaign ad including actual quote, “I wish it weren’t, but it’s a free country,” from Mass. governor.

Cop tries to arrest KFC employees over order!

I’ve heard of lots of incidents of people calling the police over fast food orders, but this is the first one I’ve seen where the person doing the calling actually was a cop. This happened right here in Arizona.

Authorities pursue man running with scissors

This is embarrassing…

Another great argument in the gay marriage debate…

“The only GAY marriage is between a man and a woman.”

Episode 9,842,583 of “Cops Parked Illegally.”

Parking FAIL, originally uploaded by Maulleigh.

“Evidently, Westchester cops are unaware that parking in front of fire hydrants is against the law in the Bronx.”

Anti-Bus ad on a Bus

Anti-Bus ad on a Bus, originally uploaded by FAILocracy.

I designed this advertisement by request for an organization that was opposing an expansion of the public transit system in Grand Rapids Michigan (after discovering that it would be cheaper and more fuel-efficient to just give all the riders free cab rides).

The creators of the campaign wanted to put the ad on a billboard, but the billboard company rejected the ad as disparaging. But, when they submitted the ad to appear on the bus itself, free speech and fairness regulations forced them to accept it.

ASSMAN for Senate!

I snapped this photo while driving by the other day. Rodney Glassman, Arizona candidate for US senate, has an unfortunate name. Even more unfortunate is the fact that his center-aligned campaign signs are easily-vandalized to appear left-aligned.