“Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, accidentally glued his eye shut Tuesday morning”
News of this happening to someone in the world seems to pop up at least once every few years. The last time I recall was this, as Bill Maher reported:
“An elderly woman in Pheonix was reaching for her cataract medicine and, yes, she Super glued her eye shut. And after seeing what happened, her husband of many years, took the Super Glue and moved it next to the toothpaste.”
This particular incident is only slightly political because the guy who did it happens to have bought his way in to a royal family, sorta. But it brings up all sorts of person memories for me, like when my friend mistook aerosol glue for aerosol deodorant and when I mistook aquarium glue for lotion in the dark.
City officials may clamp down on those paid to forecast the future. The City Council will vote Tuesday on a plan to require licenses, fees and criminal background reports. Council-man Keith Sudowski said the plan will discourage “non-legitmate fortunetellers.”
Of course, the “legitimate” fortunetellers saw this coming and already moved away, right?
Perhaps we should enlist the help of our Taliban allies to help support them! Palin’s refudiation to this clip coming soon!
Obama needed 12 stitches after getting elbowed in the mouth during a basketball game. Turns out, it’s not just Republicans trying to bust his chops!
“A man driving a car with Colorado “Respect Life” license plates threw a can at another man’s car and then shot the driver in the road-rage incident, police said.”
Abortion. There. I just said that for search results.
Fail-CopConcrete, originally uploaded by superoogie.
Yes.
I’ve heard of lots of incidents of people calling the police over fast food orders, but this is the first one I’ve seen where the person doing the calling actually was a cop. This happened right here in Arizona.
Parking FAIL, originally uploaded by Maulleigh.
“Evidently, Westchester cops are unaware that parking in front of fire hydrants is against the law in the Bronx.”
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Judge Ball: Masturbator's testimony was "self serving" - Gabor's prince mistakes glue for eye drops
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Politically-correct connect-the-dots fail - Biden mixes right/left hands
- "City targeting fake fortunetellers"
- Palin "...stand with our NORTH Korean allies!"
- Obama elbowed in the face!
- Respect life... or something!
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Funny Jan Brewer “Pause” Parody Commercial
JSLAB sent me a message requesting/demanding that I do something about Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s recent gaffe. A few hours later, I finished this campaign commercial, highlighting Brewer’s pause and warnings about beheadings in Arizona.
Until yesterday, I lived in Arizona, and I can personally say that I have not been beheaded once. Still, just to be safe, I’ll be going to Vegas tomorrow to meet up with my brother, and we’ll be driving to Michigan.