“…criminalizing marijuana, criminalizing the possesion of a few ounces of pot, and that kind of thing, I mean it’s just, it’s costing us a fortune and it’s ruining young people. You people go in to prisons, they go in as youths, and they come out as hardened criminals, and that’s not a good thing.” -Pat Robertson

While the above quote had to be salvaged from repeated words and verbalized pauses, I was shocked, SHOCKED, to hear Evangelist Pat Robertson speaking reasonably about drug policy… or anything, for that matter.

Isn’t it about time that I, Kevin R. Breen of FAILocracy did something, I don’t know, HEROIC? Yes. It is time.

Below is an image of the official election rules for Nettleton Middle School’s 2010 officer elections.

You can see more details about this in my write-up at When Falls the Coliseum.

This is FAILocracy’s FIRST (and hopefully weekly) FAILdown for the week’s political FAILs.

This week:
Charges dropped against cop who had sex with cows.
Police play Wii Bowling while on the job.
Chicago cop parked in handicap spot.
Riot police ruin birthday party.
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernankes failed economic predictions
Obama fails to bring the Olympics to Chicago.
Teaching kids to worship Obama.