“City targeting fake fortunetellers”

City officials may clamp down on those paid to forecast the future. The City Council will vote Tuesday on a plan to require licenses, fees and criminal background reports. Council-man Keith Sudowski said the plan will discourage “non-legitmate fortunetellers.”

Of course, the “legitimate” fortunetellers saw this coming and already moved away, right?

Respect life… or something!

“A man driving a car with Colorado “Respect Life” license plates threw a can at another man’s car and then shot the driver in the road-rage incident, police said.”

Abortion. There. I just said that for search results.