Obama elbowed in the face!

Obama needed 12 stitches after getting elbowed in the mouth during a basketball game. Turns out, it’s not just Republicans trying to bust his chops!

“Barack Obama upstaged by scurrying rodent”

The events at Obama’s recent financial reform speech has a lot of people squeaking, but not about financial reform as much as the small rodent who rudely scurried in front of him during the speech. “…a lot of people squeaking?” Did I just say that like it was some sort of cliche? Who writes this crap!? ME?! If I had any shame, I would be ashamed.

With nuclear weapons reduction, could the world be destroyed 1/3 fewer times?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVxco73rQs

He Probably Should Have Left Out Those Details!

Why would Obama write these books if they were “potentially detrimental to national security?”

FAILdown Cop’s legal sex with cows, Police play Wii on the job, Riot police ruin birthday, Obama’s Olympic plea

This is FAILocracy’s FIRST (and hopefully weekly) FAILdown for the week’s political FAILs.

This week:
Charges dropped against cop who had sex with cows.
Police play Wii Bowling while on the job.
Chicago cop parked in handicap spot.
Riot police ruin birthday party.
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernankes failed economic predictions
Obama fails to bring the Olympics to Chicago.
Teaching kids to worship Obama.