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		<title>They wouldn&#8217;t hire you as a cop because you&#8217;re too intelligent . No, seriously&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/toosmartforcops</link>
		<comments>http://failocracy.com/toosmartforcops#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 11:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Police reject candidate for being too intelligent.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;Police reject candidate for being too intelligent.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>DEA agent shoots himself in the foot during demonstration.</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/deaagentwhoshothimself</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 19:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I&#8217;m thinking the bigger fail here is not on the part of the police&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/dudehidingunderwoman</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 09:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failocracy.com/?p=1034</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If this were two years ago, I would have headlined this, &#8220;Britney Spears just can&#8217;t catch a break these days!&#8221; But ah, the moment has passed.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://failocracy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/underneath.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1030" title="underneath" src="http://failocracy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/underneath.jpg" alt="" width="354" height="309" /></a>If this were two years ago, I would have headlined this, &#8220;Britney Spears just can&#8217;t catch a break these days!&#8221; But ah, the moment has passed.</p>
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		<title>Cop tries to arrest KFC employees over order!</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/copgoesnutsoverkfcorder</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve heard of lots of incidents of people calling the police over fast food orders, but this is the first one I&#8217;ve seen where the person doing the calling actually was a cop. This happened right here in Arizona.]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve heard of lots of incidents of people calling the police over fast food orders, but this is the first one I&#8217;ve seen where the person doing the calling actually was a cop. This happened right here in Arizona.</p>
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		<title>Authorities pursue man running with scissors</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>This is embarrassing&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/08/30/embarrassing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Police Crash by Robin Kearney, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robinkearney/89644009/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/89644009_aefcef826d.jpg" alt="Police Crash" width="500" height="332" /></a></p>
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		<title>Episode 9,842,583 of &#8220;Cops Parked Illegally.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/08/25/episode-9842583-of-cops-parked-illegally/</link>
		<comments>http://failocracy.com/2010/08/25/episode-9842583-of-cops-parked-illegally/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parking FAIL, originally uploaded by Maulleigh. &#8220;Evidently, Westchester cops are unaware that parking in front of fire hydrants is against the law in the Bronx.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/maulleigh/738258847/">Parking FAIL</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/maulleigh/">Maulleigh</a>.</span></div>
<p>&#8220;Evidently, Westchester cops are unaware that parking in front of fire hydrants is against the law in the Bronx.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Crashed Police Vehicles &#8211; WInsford</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/08/16/crashed-police-vehicles-winsford/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 04:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crashed Police Vehicles &#8211; WInsford, originally uploaded by Shricthism. I believe we have found where they go to die.]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/shricthism/3053440490/">Crashed Police Vehicles &#8211; WInsford</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/shricthism/">Shricthism</a>.</span></div>
<p>I believe we have found where they go to die.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Get some pork on your fork.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/08/10/get-some-pork-on-your-fork/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 09:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get some pork on your fork., originally uploaded by urbanbicyclist. Oops.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: left; padding: 3px;"><a title="photo sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/urbanbicyclist/3396173481/"><img style="border: solid 2px #000000;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3424/3396173481_20eb949166.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/urbanbicyclist/3396173481/">Get some pork on your fork.</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/urbanbicyclist/">urbanbicyclist</a>.</span></div>
<p>Oops.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Folks, you too, can visit the city of Santa Monica.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2010/05/28/folks-visit-city-santa-monica/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 21:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
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