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		<title>Cop cut out on patrol to watch &#8220;Bridget the Midget&#8221; at a strip club</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[From bostonherald.com: Hitting up a strip joint while on duty to catch “Bridget the Midget” do her act was a “stupid decision” that has cost a Stoughton crimefighter his job and reputation, the repentant cop told the Herald yesterday. That quick peek inside Alex’s gentleman’s club, along with other infractions, forced Officer Richard P. Bennett, [...]]]></description>
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<p>From <a href="http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1269108">bostonherald.com</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Hitting up a strip joint while on duty to catch “Bridget the Midget” do her act was a “stupid decision” that has cost a Stoughton crimefighter his job and reputation, the repentant cop told the Herald yesterday.</p>
<p>That quick peek inside Alex’s gentleman’s club, along with other infractions, forced Officer Richard P. Bennett, 28, to hand in his badge.</p></blockquote>
<p>Bennett was quoted saying, &#8220;A part of me wants to say, ‘Where was the news when I pulled someone out of a burning car last year?&#8221; <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goatfucker">You fuck one goat&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>Stripper Arrested for Impersonating a Police Officer 22 TIMES! FAIL!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It turns out that protesting freelance journalists in &#8220;stripper&#8221; costumes aren&#8217;t the only ones who get arrested for impersonating police officers. Telegraph.co.uk reported that Stuart Kennedy, a 25-year-old college student, has been arrested 22 times for &#8220;impersonating a police officer,&#8221; but he hasn&#8217;t been convicted once. Still, it seems like, after the 21st time getting [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4304955/Police-arrest-stripper-22-times-for-impersonating-an-officer.html"> </a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4304955/Police-arrest-stripper-22-times-for-impersonating-an-officer.html"><img src="http://failocracy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Stuart-Kennedy_1243513c.jpg" alt="Stripper arrested 22 times for impersonating a police officer" /></a></p>
<p>It turns out that <a href="http://failocracy.com/?p=164">protesting freelance journalists in &#8220;stripper&#8221; costumes </a>aren&#8217;t the only ones who get arrested for impersonating police officers. <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4304955/Police-arrest-stripper-22-times-for-impersonating-an-officer.html">Telegraph.co.uk </a>reported that Stuart Kennedy, a 25-year-old college student, has been arrested 22 times for &#8220;impersonating a police officer,&#8221; but he hasn&#8217;t been convicted once.</p>
<p>Still, it seems like, after the 21st time getting arrested, he would have said, &#8220;Hey, maybe I&#8217;ll NOT wear the police officer costume today.&#8221; He could have gone out as a construction worker or a sailor, or any of the other Village People.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Stripper&#8221; Costume Results in &#8220;Impersonating a Police Officer&#8221; Arrest.</title>
		<link>http://failocracy.com/2009/10/07/stripper-costume-results-impersonating-police-officer-arrest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Freelance Journalist Leah Borromeo was arrested for &#8220;impersonating police officers&#8221; in London while wearing the above costume during an April Fools Day protest, the London Evening Standard reported. Borromeo said, &#8220;If I&#8217;m guilty of anything it&#8217;s of impersonating a stripper, not a police officer.&#8221; To my knowledge, there is no law against &#8220;impersonating a stripper.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>Freelance Journalist Leah Borromeo was arrested for &#8220;impersonating police officers&#8221; in <a class="zem_slink" title="London" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=51.5077777778,-0.128055555556&amp;spn=0.1,0.1&amp;q=51.5077777778,-0.128055555556 (London)&amp;t=h">London</a> while wearing the above costume during an <a class="zem_slink" title="April Fools' Day" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day">April Fools Day</a> protest, the <a class="zem_slink" title="Evening Standard" rel="homepage" href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk">London Evening Standard</a> reported. Borromeo said, &#8220;If I&#8217;m guilty of anything it&#8217;s of impersonating a stripper, not a police officer.&#8221;</p>
<p>To my knowledge, there is no law against &#8220;impersonating a stripper.&#8221;</p>
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