This is FAILocracy’s FIRST (and hopefully weekly) FAILdown for the week’s political FAILs.

This week:
Charges dropped against cop who had sex with cows.
Police play Wii Bowling while on the job.
Chicago cop parked in handicap spot.
Riot police ruin birthday party.
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernankes failed economic predictions
Obama fails to bring the Olympics to Chicago.
Teaching kids to worship Obama.