“Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, accidentally glued his eye shut Tuesday morning”
News of this happening to someone in the world seems to pop up at least once every few years. The last time I recall was this, as Bill Maher reported:
“An elderly woman in Pheonix was reaching for her cataract medicine and, yes, she Super glued her eye shut. And after seeing what happened, her husband of many years, took the Super Glue and moved it next to the toothpaste.”
This particular incident is only slightly political because the guy who did it happens to have bought his way in to a royal family, sorta. But it brings up all sorts of person memories for me, like when my friend mistook aerosol glue for aerosol deodorant and when I mistook aquarium glue for lotion in the dark.
You won't believe the way this school spelled "students."
Fox News map labels Iraq as Egypt
Sean 'Diddy' Combs blamed for 9/11
Playing the Victim Fail
Joe Biden mistakes a congresswoman's gender
Hillary Clinton trips while boarding a plane.
"Eat the children first" license plate revoked
DEA agent shoots himself in the foot during demonstration.
Judge Ball: Masturbator's testimony was "self serving"
Pat Robertson: LEGALIZE POT?!?!?!?!?!?
Reason.tv gives Joe Biden a Christmas Special
Good example fail
Proof of efficacy fail
Nepotism fail
I'm thinking the bigger fail here is not on the part of the police...
Politically-correct connect-the-dots fail
"City targeting fake fortunetellers"
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